Saturday, January 22, 2011

Another One Bites the Dust

Are you ready? Are you ready for this?

Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?


C'mon efurrybody - SING it with us! 

Another one bites the dust


Another one bites the dust



And another one gone, and another one gone

Another one bites the dust



Hey, I'm gonna get you too


Another one bites the dust


Are you happy, are you satisfied


How long can you stand the heat

Another one bites the dust

Another one bites the dust



And another one gone, and another one gone

Another one bites the dust, hey, hey!

Taz's FAVORITE bone stuffie bit the dust last week!  Although he DIDN'T START the destuffing (we have our suspicions, but we're not tattletales) he didn't MIND finishing the JOB!


What?! I didn't do anything!

Even caught red-pawed and with EVIDENCE hanging out his mouth, Mom still refuses to enter him as a BAD DOG in MangoMinster!  She says this wasn't his fault ~ that somebody else started it.

Here's the carcass of the pink bone stuffie!  That's right!  PINK!  What kinda DUDE likes PINK stuffies?  Mom says he's just got a SENSITIVE side.  Hmmpppffff!  Sissy boy is more like it!

And GUESS WHAT!?  They just went out and bought him ANOTHER PINK BONE STUFFIE ~ even PINKER than the last one!  And he LOVES it!











We need to get the boy some THER-A-PEE before he starts wearing DRESSES!  Anybody know a good THER-A-PISSED?


Don't worry - that song will only be in your head for, like, um, the next TWO days or so. That is, UNLESS you start singing the ANTIDOTE song - It's a Small World After All, It's a Small World After All . . .

And, um, APOLOGIES to Queen  . . .

The Road Dogs (weapons of mass destuffing)


20 comments:

Frankie Furter said...

Weapons of Mass Destuffing... I am rolling on the floor... and singin that song while at it!!! Daisy is doing Barkaholic counseling... I am sure there is not much difference in technique. See if you can get an aPAWntment with her. She has special rates fur Blogville residents.
Oh... I am still laughing.. Think PINK...
BaaaaWaaaaah

Frankie Furter said...

Aiiiiiiieeeee I see that my furst comment was eaten... or ripped to shreds.
I am laughin like a fool and singing that SONG and rollin on the floor!!! THINK PINK
This was a RIOT
Weapons of Mass Destuffing!!! BaaaWaaah
Help IS available at special rates fur Blogville residents
http://theteacherspets.blogspot.com
OR.... Email Daisy... our offical Barkaholics counselor.
coonhounddaisy(AT)yahoo(Dot)com
HURRY... OK?????

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Dood, fur proper destuffings you cannot let the evidences hang out of your mouf! That gits you caught efurry time. And I say you has to be furry secure in your manliness to play with a pink stuffie no matter wot the udders woof. I kinda has a thing fur the more sensitive guys anyways.

Did you see I got Chef Sara's cookies TODAY alreddy?!?!?!?! The postal peeples do be on the ball. Thank you!

Sharon said...

LOL! Have a lot of that going on here! I will put the "broken" toy in the "hospital" (hall closet to try to repair later), every time I open the hall closet door - I have a couple pair of brown eyes looking, trying to see that latest patient!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Is that a Barney stuffy we see in the background there? Surely Taz wouldn't hurt Barney, would he? BOL - go ahead and enter him, Frankie is wanting some more contestants. We think Taz would do very well.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

sagechronicles said...

That's one major de-stuffing job! At least he didn't eat the stuffing like Sage would do....
We don't allow stuffed toys in the house anymore. Or plastic ones, or tennis balls or anything else that can be shredded.....

Maggie Mae said...

OoH my, dat stuffie didn't stand a chance!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Life with 5 dogs said...

looks liked he had a wonderful time destuffing. I wonder how long the new one will last.

Benny and Lily said...

Oh my word! Call the paramedics
Benny & Lily

houndstooth said...

Mamaaaaaa, just killed a man, I mean stuffie
Put my mouth around his neck, bit down hard and now he's dead...
Mamaaaaaa, I had just begun, and now I've gotta go and face the world...

Sorry, I got distracted! Morgan gives you a nine for destuffing technique! She says you have to own it proudly for a ten! ;)

Bunny

Mr. Pip said...

You go, Taz! Weapons of mass destuffing, BOL!

I have been known to wear a dress from time to time - It's my MOM'S FAULT! Watch a little Oprah or Dr. Phil and you will feel better.

OK, must get back to dancing now - another one bites dust ...

Your pal, Pip

Those Elgin Pugs said...

da da dum dum dum...
da dum dum dum da dum...

da da dum dum dum...
da dum dum dum da dum...

hee hees... oh Momma loves Queen!
And IzZY tinks she's a queen 'cuz hers steals all 'da toyz in 'dis house and de-stuffs um too!
And Anakin plays wits pink piggys... hee hee
hugs,
Josie

Ettel, Charlie Poodle, and Emma Pitty said...

Oh I LOVE Queen. Grew up on their music. Lovely use of it, too! Real men like pink, go Taz!

Ettel, Charlie Poodle, and Emma Pitty said...

Aw I LOVE Queen! Grew up on their music. Don't worry Taz, over here we know that real men like pink!

Oskar said...

Oh yeah, that bone had it coming!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Priscilla said...

Pink is a nice colour and I think it's getting more uni-sex nowadays!!! Destuffing is a good exercise for teeth too!!!

Roo said...

BOL! You go Taz! Er you can come play dress up in Mom's closet with me anytime :P

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Oz the Terrier said...

BOL! That stuffy was destroyed!!! But really, a new PINK stuffy for a boy? WTD?!?
Oz

Pup Fan said...

Oh, the humanity! LOL

thevangelders.com said...

I don't know about you but I love it when this happens. Then I get to shop for a new toy