Tuesday, May 17, 2011

A Rooster, A Joke and Fun Events


A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh .............


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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."



[Disclaimer:  Wish we could remember which blog we got this from but alas CRS has struck again (Can't Remember S...tuff).  But we are not claiming it as our own . . . ]

Hey, everyone - in case you haven't heard there are some exciting events coming up in Blogville.  Check out the links for details and come join the fun.  We may need to borrow some interesting tidbits about some of your peeps, 'cause we've just realized how incredibly boring our peeps are.




Sarge's Peeps on Parade - Memorial Day Weekend



And, if you can, please consider helping Pip's Dog Team come in first this year at The Red Door Animal Shelter's GIMME SHELTER Walk for the Animals 2011!  The bunnies and cats have been fundraising maniacs and we say it's the YEAR OF THE DOG!  No more last place finishes!  We're Number 1!  We're Number 1!

The Road Dogs

18 comments:

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Tee Hee - that was a great funny.

Two great fun events coming up - working on the Momster to see if we can participate too.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Channon said...

HAhahaha... I think I first heard that joke as a blonde joke...

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Whahahahahaha! Apparently that little silver haired laydee duss not has a dog or her puzzle pieces would has been nommed up!

3 doxies said...

BWhahahahahahahaha...hehehehehehe...Oh geez, I loves dat joke! Don't tells my mum dis but dat is sumptin hers would prolly do...shhhhhhh!

I is workin' on my peeps postie, dis should be interesting though...they ain't! Maybe I could talks bout my neighbors instead.

I has my costume all readies fur Pip's bash! I hope he nuff foods fur everybuddy.

Puddles

Frankie Furter said...

THAT joke was HYSTERICAL!!!

Hummmm my mom has that CRS disease too!!!

I already sent my SuperHero cawstoom pic to Pip. I am really really excited about it.

I even have the thingys all written and pre posted... about my mom and dad.
Since only Dawgs and Cats and Hammies and such will be readin it... I told the down and dirty TROOOOOTH about MY Peeps!!! You know.. the kind of stuffs that I could NEVER tell if any Peeps were gonna be reading it. It felt GRRRRREAT to get this stuffs off my chest.
I can't wait to see YOUR SuperHero Cawstooms and read YOUR Peeps on Parade... tell all!

Tessa the Maltese said...

OMD that joke is the funniest that I have EVER heard! My Mom is still laughing so I haves to types.

I gots my cawstooms on and is ready to goes!

woo woos, Tessa

The Teacher's Pets said...

How silly! I am so glad you are around to keep us all laughing! I know all about Pip's contest and Daisy is still trying to decide what super hero she wants to dress up as ! She is being a slow poke but I will get her dressed up in style no matter what!

Sarge said...

Hey Road Dogs!
Wow, that joke is BOL funny! I wonder if that gray haired lady was blonde when she was younger?!? Bwar har har I can say that 'cause my mom is blonde!! Tee hee. Hey, thanks so super much for helping to get the bark out for my Peeps On Parade Event, and I know that Pip's party will be a blast! Can't wait.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was furry furry funny!

And khrunchy too!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: But a wee bit flaky!

Benny and Lily said...

sounds like there are some good events coming up
Benny & Lily

Pup Fan said...

I hadn't heard that joke before - LOVE IT!

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh....My corn flakes are still on da table. Guess dat puzzle is hopeless. :o(

Wyatt said...

That sounds like our kind of puzzle....edible pieces, YAY!

Wyatt and Stanzie

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Golden Laughs! Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
FYI: very disappointed with the USPS. We will mail it again. We do apologize. Golden Woofs

George the Lad said...

Love the joke very funny, I have a cockerel in my next post he don't look like the cornflakes one ;)lol!!!
I'm going to Pips party and doing the peeps
we had to take 87 photos until mom was happy with two!!!and shes still not happy with them two. there just no pleasing some folks :)
Have a good week
See Yea George xxx

Oskar said...

Now that's funny. My mom can't rememer stuffs too! We already submitted our picture for Pip's contest & are looking forward to Sarge's!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

the booker man said...

oh boy howdy, i almost squirted my waters out of my nose after readin' that joke! heehee!!
me 'n mama are still workin' on my superhero costume for mr. pip! i hope we finish in time!
and of course we are lookin' forward to sarge's peeps on parade!

*woof*
the booker man

Neeko said...

That was sooo funnyyyyyyyyy!
Meee going to Pip’s pawty. Hope to see you guys there :o) Also will be going to The Red Door Animal Shelter's GIMME SHELTER Walk for the Animals 2011!

Later,
Neeko :o)