Monkey Butt No More

We are taking a short break from our regularly scheduled posting to share an important new find with you, our readers.  We feel it is our duty as responsible bloggers to keep our readers informed of new and exciting discoveries we make that could enhance your quality of life.  So, without further ado - we present Anti Monkey Butt Powder.

This revolutionary new powder-like substance has been tested and approved for the relief of monkey butt.  We're guessing this is a condition that plagues only primates.  And we know that most humans fall into that category. So, you're probably wondering - why do I care?  Well, more than likely, you're living with a (gasp!) primate who might become irritable because they suffer from monkey butt.  This could have the undesirable trickle-down effect of causing you to suffer, also.  Does your human act grouchy it you eat poop?  Does he/she get crabby if you chew, break or otherwise destroy something absolutely meaningless and worthless, like a new pair of shoes or a really old glass vase that's ugly anyway?  Does he/she raise their voice a little too loudly if you go counter surfing and snag the last half of the pizza?  Does he/she get a little testy after you've had a nice swim and perhaps walked through a little mud and then tracked it into the house and laid on the sofa? Well, our furiends, your human could be suffering from monkey butt.  So click on this link, post haste (that means really fast) and order up some Anti Monkey Butt Powder for your human. 

*** We were not paid, bribed or otherwise compensated for this advertisement, nor do we have any personal knowledge of this product's effectiveness in relieving Monkey Butt or any other condition that causes humans to be grouchy. ***

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